Open message to a thief...

Congratulations; you found the one night this entire year that my door was unlocked. I was out working really late, and when I came home, my habits were thrown off, so I didn't lock the door the instant I got in.

Don't ever get caught.

You can have the monitor. $500? I can deal. I'm pissed off, but I can deal.

You let my cat out, motherfucker. The scared cat who we only found through blind chance last time.

You better just hope there's no balancing force in this universe. Or, if there is, you'd better pray that it's less vengeful than I'd be, if I ever find you.

For once, I'm hoping that the universe is as callous to you, as you are to others, and that you have just a brief moment of realizing *why*.

Open message to a thief...

Congratulations; you found the one night this entire year that my door was unlocked. I was out working really late, and when I came home, my habits were thrown off, so I didn't lock the door the instant I got in.

Don't ever get caught.

You can have the monitor. $500? I can deal. I'm pissed off, but I can deal.

You let my cat out, motherfucker. The scared cat who we only found through blind chance last time.

You better just hope there's no balancing force in this universe. Or, if there is, you'd better pray that it's less vengeful than I'd be, if I ever find you.

For once, I'm hoping that the universe is as callous to you, as you are to others, and that you have just a brief moment of realizing *why*.

Skitty is home!

I suppose the subject says it all... I'm glad Pat reminded me of hiding places. I *knew* that I should check for hiding places, but I thought I'd checked all the possible ones. This time I checked a couple *IM*possible ones... I should have guessed that a cat might find a way into an impossible situation. There she was, in the enclosure that surrounds the utility meters, on a bar about an inch wide, trying to stay dry. I'm glad it wasn't raining harder today; if the lower part of the enclosure had flooded, the least that would have happened is a cold, wet kitty, and I'm going to ignore the worst case scenario.

Thank you to everyone who responded; I might respond to each of you, but *damn* I'm emotionally drained right now.

Skitty is home!

I suppose the subject says it all... I'm glad Pat reminded me of hiding places. I *knew* that I should check for hiding places, but I thought I'd checked all the possible ones. This time I checked a couple *IM*possible ones... I should have guessed that a cat might find a way into an impossible situation. There she was, in the enclosure that surrounds the utility meters, on a bar about an inch wide, trying to stay dry. I'm glad it wasn't raining harder today; if the lower part of the enclosure had flooded, the least that would have happened is a cold, wet kitty, and I'm going to ignore the worst case scenario.

Thank you to everyone who responded; I might respond to each of you, but *damn* I'm emotionally drained right now.