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Congratulations; you found the one night this entire year that my door was unlocked. I was out working really late, and when I came home, my habits were thrown off, so I didn't lock the door the instant I got in.

Don't ever get caught.

You can have the monitor. $500? I can deal. I'm pissed off, but I can deal.

You let my cat out, motherfucker. The scared cat who we only found through blind chance last time.

You better just hope there's no balancing force in this universe. Or, if there is, you'd better pray that it's less vengeful than I'd be, if I ever find you.

For once, I'm hoping that the universe is as callous to you, as you are to others, and that you have just a brief moment of realizing *why*.

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