Open message to a thief...

[johnpalmer]

Congratulations; you found the one night this entire year that my door was unlocked. I was out working really late, and when I came home, my habits were thrown off, so I didn't lock the door the instant I got in.

Don't ever get caught.

You can have the monitor. $500? I can deal. I'm pissed off, but I can deal.

You let my cat out, motherfucker. The scared cat who we only found through blind chance last time.

You better just hope there's no balancing force in this universe. Or, if there is, you'd better pray that it's less vengeful than I'd be, if I ever find you.

For once, I'm hoping that the universe is as callous to you, as you are to others, and that you have just a brief moment of realizing *why*.

Comments

[johnpalmer.livejournal.com]

Well, what gets me about this is, like I said, the door being unlocked is a rare occurrance, because someone walked in on us and stole some things last year. It's really bothersome that someone happened to check *our* door on a day it was unlocked... how often are people checking doors like that? Is it a daily occurrance? And no one has noticed this? It's freaky.

But... well, I miss my lovely 17" flat-screen, but I do have my kitty home, walking on me and kneading my stomach right before I got to sleep, so I'll call it a good (enough) ending.

[elimloth.livejournal.com]

Teithant John:
It's really bothersome that someone happened to check *our* door on a day it was unlocked... how often are people checking doors like that? Is it a daily occurrance? And no one has noticed this? It's freaky.

I'd guess daily, every door in the entire complex. And no, it is rare that anyone notices such things. Web cam time.

Rene