Well, that was a bit awkward...

So, I'd been thinking about this for a while, and I'd done a bit of research, and I'd kinda known what I wanted, and I was going to, soon. Really. Real Soon Now.

But today was a holiday and I figured I could go out, and I did, and...

Well.

I kinda accidentally bought a refrigerator.


( Hey, you gotta provide a cut after a line like that.... )