Found in this morning's spam...

It's a guilty habit. I sometimes read spam. During the "good old days", when people wanted to convince the recipient to keep reading, well, some of the techniques used were hilarious.

I don't know why I read this one, today. Most spam is full of chaff (random words, or even sentences, added to the message to throw off filters)

Still, it was a gem. It was even different in the plain text and HTML versions, and both were wonderful.

( But it's about male anatomy, so it gets a tag. )

Found in this morning's spam...

It's a guilty habit. I sometimes read spam. During the "good old days", when people wanted to convince the recipient to keep reading, well, some of the techniques used were hilarious.

I don't know why I read this one, today. Most spam is full of chaff (random words, or even sentences, added to the message to throw off filters)

Still, it was a gem. It was even different in the plain text and HTML versions, and both were wonderful.

( But it's about male anatomy, so it gets a tag. )