Found in this morning's spam...

[johnpalmer]

It's a guilty habit. I sometimes read spam. During the "good old days", when people wanted to convince the recipient to keep reading, well, some of the techniques used were hilarious.

I don't know why I read this one, today. Most spam is full of chaff (random words, or even sentences, added to the message to throw off filters)

Still, it was a gem. It was even different in the plain text and HTML versions, and both were wonderful.



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