Starting to get nervous...

[johnpalmer]

I saw it again.

It was along my jogging path.

It *knew* I was going jogging tonight, I think.

But I didn't see it when I was jogging. It was hiding. Spying on me.

You don't understand; this is a good quarter mile away from the complex. It couldn't be an accident.

No. The chicken is stalking me.

I'll have to plan my move carefully; if I'm not careful, if it gets a hold of my fowarding address, there's no telling what might happen next.

Comments

[kightp.livejournal.com]

From your description, it's a hen. I wouldn't try grabbing it or anything, 'cause you might wind up with a fistful of feathers.

You don't want to get a reputation as a mother-plucker.

[iamjw.livejournal.com]

*holds nose and runs screaming from the room*

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you. johnpalmer is much better at provoking that reaction, but when inspiration is handed to me on a platter, I try to keep up. (-:

[glinda-w.livejournal.com]

*runs screaming into the night*

(nice warm night, nice backyard over in Kingston, it's a pleasure, thank you! *grin*)

[blackthornglade.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Oh...that's....that's....*pulls out fistfuls of hair and gnashes her teeth*

[iamjw.livejournal.com]

Take a detour past a KFC. Let it know you mean business.

[karenkay.livejournal.com]

Nick Parks has got to be involved somehow.