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johnpalmerPlease note, if you're a fan of Donald Trump, you do not want to read the following. Fair warning, if you ignore it, it's your bad, not mine, if you get upset.
The Ballad of Don Shitzinpantz:
Music, rhythm, and so much more, are due to Jim Croce.
Words are from the mind of WTFGHOST - I'm not sure of spacing or punctuation here.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
On the south side of the Capitol, it's the fugly part of the Hill,
and if you go down there, you better just beware of the big bad fugly bill.
Shitizpants was a liar, see he said he stood six three, oh, cool
Those capitol girls call him shorty toadstool, but the men just call him a fool.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Now Donnie he a baldie has big combover, crass
And he hates to stand out in the rain, where his skull shows like his ass!
He got some bad boy Secret Service
He got the federal cops, by chance
He needs those boys, as distractory toys, whenever he shits his pants!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Donnie passed a turd one day, and he sent it on to the Hill
And at the bar was a Johnson and a Thune-y guy and they squished it to a "beautiful bill"
It was dirty and it smelled so bad, it even made you puke up lye
It was cruel and mean and the best you could seen was, we all is gonna die.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Now bad boys often take a fall, as Jim Croce tells us true
And we all can hope that justice comes for ol' Donnie and his crew!
it hurts to think donnie and his buds will go scot free
'specially when they say all that all good Dems should be hang-ed from a tree!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Final note: if someone is killed, by hanging, they are "hanged," not "hung". So hit that second syllable proudly.
The Ballad of Don Shitzinpantz:
Music, rhythm, and so much more, are due to Jim Croce.
Words are from the mind of WTFGHOST - I'm not sure of spacing or punctuation here.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
On the south side of the Capitol, it's the fugly part of the Hill,
and if you go down there, you better just beware of the big bad fugly bill.
Shitizpants was a liar, see he said he stood six three, oh, cool
Those capitol girls call him shorty toadstool, but the men just call him a fool.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Now Donnie he a baldie has big combover, crass
And he hates to stand out in the rain, where his skull shows like his ass!
He got some bad boy Secret Service
He got the federal cops, by chance
He needs those boys, as distractory toys, whenever he shits his pants!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Donnie passed a turd one day, and he sent it on to the Hill
And at the bar was a Johnson and a Thune-y guy and they squished it to a "beautiful bill"
It was dirty and it smelled so bad, it even made you puke up lye
It was cruel and mean and the best you could seen was, we all is gonna die.
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Now bad boys often take a fall, as Jim Croce tells us true
And we all can hope that justice comes for ol' Donnie and his crew!
it hurts to think donnie and his buds will go scot free
'specially when they say all that all good Dems should be hang-ed from a tree!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
It was a big, bad, fugly bill
baddest thing from the Capitol Hill
Badder than a disco dance
And mean as Don Shitzinpantz!
Final note: if someone is killed, by hanging, they are "hanged," not "hung". So hit that second syllable proudly.
