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Time Traveler: "I expected horrors... but I didn't expect The Donald presidency!"

(record scratch sound)

"NOBODY expects The Donald Presidency! Its chief weapon is deception! Deception and bigotry, bigotry and deception... its TWO main weapons are deception and bigotry... and bullshit. Its THREE main weapons are deception, bigotry, bullshit, and a fanatical devotion to incompetence and outdated social theories....

It's four... no, AMONGST its weaponry are such diverse elements as deception, bigotry, bullshit, and a fanatical devotion to incompetence!"

(The record scratch comes from the album version I heard most often. However, if you're completely confused: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WJXHY2OXGE - Monty Python link.)

Date: 2017-01-05 05:48 pm (UTC)
dubhain: (batlashes)
From: [personal profile] dubhain
::Pulls-out a dish drying rack and laughs maniacally.::

(I'll come in again.)

Date: 2017-01-05 08:13 pm (UTC)
onyxlynx: The words "Onyx" and "Lynx" with x superimposed (Default)
From: [personal profile] onyxlynx
AAAAAAAHahahahahahahahahahahaah! Neat red uniforms!

[Pokes with *soft cushions*] Confess! CONFESS! CONFESS!

Date: 2017-01-05 08:23 pm (UTC)
dubhain: (batlashes)
From: [personal profile] dubhain
Fiend!

No doubt you'll employ the Comfy Chair as well!

Date: 2017-01-06 02:44 am (UTC)
onyxlynx: The words "Onyx" and "Lynx" with x superimposed (Default)
From: [personal profile] onyxlynx
*chortle*
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