Am I going to hell for this?

[johnpalmer]

"So you see, missing indexes can cause any problem except the sinking of the Titanic. Now *that* seems to have been caused by fragmentation, which is another issue entirely."

Comments

[dubhain]

Your database has side-swiped an iceberg?

[johnpalmer]

There are times it feels like my job is like that, but in truth, it's never so important. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

[dubhain]

It's a good thing, believe me. I've had jobs where people could die, or where they could loose their livelihoods, if I made a mistake. Believe me, not so important is a very good thing. *g.*

[wordweaverlynn]

See icon. And yes, you are, but we'll have a great party there.

[elainegrey.livejournal.com]

I'll be there if you do -- i laughed!

[edschweppe.livejournal.com]

I thought it was an issue with collision detection?