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[johnpalmer]

I tried one of those seasonal song generators... I think it knows me too well


In the meadow johnpalmer builds a snow beast
And it thinks it is Jack the Ripper
It goes off to slaughter up some ho' beasts
opening their guts like they were zippered

Then it gets a thought of chicken
And it takes a mighty lickin'
A flamethrower's spray
Melts it away
Walking in a winter wonderland