Had to share...

[johnpalmer]

A blog was asking for sequels that should never be made. I came up with this one:



Old Yeller II: Yeller’s Revenge.

”The zombified, hydrophobic Old Yeller can only remember the massive betrayal at the hands of those he loved and protected.” And because it’s a Disney movie, it’ll probably end with some sappy “but he was saved and redeemed through the power of love”.

Comments

[copperwise.livejournal.com]

*snorting helplessly*

And Old Yeller dog food can be a product placement in the film!

[suzimoses.livejournal.com]

Oh geez. That's just... *giggles*

suzi

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.

[firecat]

Followed by Old Yeller Vs. Cujo?

[johnpalmer.livejournal.com]

I actually thought of that. Cujo ends up being forced to wear a muzzle that looks surprisingly like a hockey mask, and in the last (we hope!) (too late! They made another sequel!) movie of the Cujo franchise, a paw that can only be Old Yeller's pops up out of the earth, grabbing the muzzle and dragging it down, leading to endless speculation, and finally, a movie....

[kightp.livejournal.com]

As if my childhood weren't already scarred enough ...

("Mommy! Why does Ol' Yeller look so ... straaaaaange?")