Spam filter dillies

[johnpalmer]

I was searching through my spam filter, making sure I didn't throw away anything that might be useful. I used to read spam, on occasion, for amusement or outrage value, but I don't bother any more; it's boring to watch people try to use non-letter characters to spell drug names, and such. But I have to check subject lines, and today, well... wouldn't you be disappointed if your day had gone by and you didn't see this?

"If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument."