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If anyone has Becky/Banshee/[livejournal.com profile] ladysprite's mailing address, could you send it to me? I have a package I have to send to her.

Oh, yeah... and if anyone knows how to create a special filter, so she doesn't see this, let me know that, too... this is supposed to be a surprise.

Oh, and Becky, if you see this before anyone tells me how to set up that filter, try to forget about that incident with the My Little Pony and the 7.3 cubic feet of slow cooked steel-cut oatmeal, and trust me that this has *nothing* to do with that.

Really.

(BTW: remember, cold water will help break down the oatmeal that's still stuck to the carborator of the 1957 Thunderbird, and you need to remove the oatmeal completely before ... well, never mind. Remember. This has *nothing* to do with that, and you're not supposed to be remembering this anyway.)

(Oh, and that bit about the physics lesson to the resulting sentient oats who were going to go find some millers and 'have a word about this steel cutting (excrement)'? They believed me, and went out of the revenge business and became tailors instead, with a therapy business on the side, helping young near-adults get some wildness out of their system.)

(Herm. After that last bit, maybe I'd better keep *MY* address a secret.
:-) )

(Aw *damn*, someone just figured the joke out... excuse me while I run away, fast.)
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