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How I can tell I'm feeling better...
Nov. 14th, 2012 02:59 pmhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49823152/ns/technology_and_science-space/
You know what's really happening? An eerily earthlike planet had its eerily luna-like moon ejected during a nuclear explosion involving magnetic radiation. And this moon (and it's base, named Alpha) traveled through various star systems running into strange alien races and having strange adventures.
But then... then they started to ponder. Why didn't their beloved earth send a rescue mission? "What, you have a fully functioning space program and can't be arsed to figure out which direction your frickin' *moon* has gone off in and try sending a rescue mission?"
So they've been accreting mass, forming this gas-giant, and now, thinking it's still 1999 - or maybe 2001, by now - they're going to maneuver their way here.
What will they do when they think we've created a new moon, to replace them?
You know what's really happening? An eerily earthlike planet had its eerily luna-like moon ejected during a nuclear explosion involving magnetic radiation. And this moon (and it's base, named Alpha) traveled through various star systems running into strange alien races and having strange adventures.
But then... then they started to ponder. Why didn't their beloved earth send a rescue mission? "What, you have a fully functioning space program and can't be arsed to figure out which direction your frickin' *moon* has gone off in and try sending a rescue mission?"
So they've been accreting mass, forming this gas-giant, and now, thinking it's still 1999 - or maybe 2001, by now - they're going to maneuver their way here.
What will they do when they think we've created a new moon, to replace them?
