Buying a pre-made sandwich is a crap shoot...

[johnpalmer]

... but why did I have to roll snake eyes on the day of the holiday luncheon when I'm stuck on the queue? Sigh.

(Hold on, I'm going to go melodramatic now. Oh woe, woe, woe is me.)

(On the plus side, I've heard rumors of an angry French chef prepping the food, so maybe it's better than I'm not there.)

Comments

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Why did the French chef cross the road?

[johnpalmer.livejournal.com]

One of it's legs are both the same.

[kightp.livejournal.com]

The clock chimes at midnight.