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Aug. 1st, 2007 05:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
johnpalmer(Attached to the front of this neatly typed note is a post-it asking the typist to "pretty this up for me, okay?" Alas, the "neat typing" was done on the same paper as the handwritten note. And, against all basic rules of business correspondence, the post-it was included for clarification.)
Handwritten: Dear moronic spamming asshole:
Typed: Dear Sir:
HW: Since you're too fucking stupid to read a resume, let me make it clear to you. "SQL DBA" does not look a fucking *thing* like "entry level insurance agent", shithead.
Typed: While I appreciate your contact, I do not think I will take you up on your offer.
HW: And what the fuck is up with "you'd like to schedule an interview? Are you stupid enough to think that's going to work with anyone with enough brains to wipe their ass *after* taking a shit?
Typed: I believe that an interview would be counterproductive at this stage of the process.
HW: Fuck off and die, and please, consider that the kindest thing I can possibly say to someone as pathetically stupid as you.
Typed: Nevertheless, may you meet all deserved success in this endeavor!
HW: You're going to burn in hell, you know. Sincerely...
Typed: You have my warmest regards. Sincerely...
Handwritten: Dear moronic spamming asshole:
Typed: Dear Sir:
HW: Since you're too fucking stupid to read a resume, let me make it clear to you. "SQL DBA" does not look a fucking *thing* like "entry level insurance agent", shithead.
Typed: While I appreciate your contact, I do not think I will take you up on your offer.
HW: And what the fuck is up with "you'd like to schedule an interview? Are you stupid enough to think that's going to work with anyone with enough brains to wipe their ass *after* taking a shit?
Typed: I believe that an interview would be counterproductive at this stage of the process.
HW: Fuck off and die, and please, consider that the kindest thing I can possibly say to someone as pathetically stupid as you.
Typed: Nevertheless, may you meet all deserved success in this endeavor!
HW: You're going to burn in hell, you know. Sincerely...
Typed: You have my warmest regards. Sincerely...
